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Anonymous ASKED

afloweroutofstone:

You got me there

flowerais:

if you’re reading this, it’s a sign that the thing you’re anxious about will go well. take a deep breath and trust yourself.

pancakeke:

oh to be a little goose and wreak absolute havoc

apr1lsky:

chiribomb:

prokopetz:

As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.

Me, disentangling my cat’s claw from the blankets for the third time:

shieldsurf:

maeamian:

maeamian:

Ah, time for my one Pride joke: I was talking to a conservative the other day and they asked me “How come Pride has to be in the summer? It should be in September when the kids are back in school and don’t have to see it” but I pointed out it’s right there in the bible, Pride cometh before the Fall

The joke is that I would ever talk to a fucking conservative

coastward:

my anxiety: if I do not Produce and Achieve I will Die

my depression:

awholegoldenworld:

genderenvy:

you know what. considering that trans men are way more likely to experience hostility from health care workers when we get pregnant (2), and many trans men are sexually assaulted and need abortions, and trans men often do not receive adequate care for reproductive issues and cancer, and most of us will be outright refused care because we are transgender at some point in our lives (2), if you believe that trans men who ask to be acknowledged in the current discussions about abortion/reproductive justice are “making it all about men” or monopolizing the conversation in any way, you need to rethink that. 

trans men/transmasculine people are welcome to share your stories and experiences in the notes, everyone else please do not speak over us. 

lierdumoa:

phemiec:

underappreciated form of humor: using incorrect long forms of proper names i.e. Craigory, Bobert, Barold, etc.

feralseraph:

puffins-and-bears:

cursedgore:

wodneswynn:

I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING